About Us

About Us

Ocean Hannah Blunder is a 29-year-old tradesperson who enjoys duck herding, watching sport and watching television. She is stable and entertaining, but can also be very dull and a bit unkind.

She is Colombian. She has a degree. She has a severe phobia of baked beans

Physically, Ocean is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. She is very tall with almond skin, white hair and black eyes.

She grew up in a working class neighbourhood. Her parents separated when she was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home.

She is currently married to Gene Nikodem Watson. Gene is 7 years older than her and works as an artist.

Ocean has two children with husband Gene: Lauryn aged 0 and Whitney aged 6.

Ocean’s best friend is a tradesperson called Angel Davis. They have a very firey friendship. She also hangs around with Kirsten O’Neill and Marvin Bryant. They enjoy duck herding together.